i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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