i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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