You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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