i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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