I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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