she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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