Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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