before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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