dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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