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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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