Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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