I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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