Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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