Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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