why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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