i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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