all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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