I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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