He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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