I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just pee around me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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