she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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