so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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