we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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