It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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