My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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