You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
