i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
jump out the window naked night went bad
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