Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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