Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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