I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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