I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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