But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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