I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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