He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There are leaves in my underwear?
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