all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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