these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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