just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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