her vagine was all disorganized.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Do I have a choice?
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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