:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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