Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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