Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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