just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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