you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm really busy with my period
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