It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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