How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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