We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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