I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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