What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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