i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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