I cockslap morals
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
