Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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