no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This is the high leading the old right now
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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