i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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